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Monday, February 13, 2012

Aim's Amazing 14th Birthday Adventure!

So, this weekend, I went to Atlanta with a few friends for a birthday party. (Merry birthday, Aim!)
On the way there, we wrote four collaborative stories, none of which were finished. I took some pictures on the way to Atlanta.
When we finally got to Embassy Suites, a Cambodian man helped us unload, and then he drove the car away. Valet parking is so freaking awesome.
The hotel had eight floors, and we were in the far corner of the eighth floor. Very appropriate for four teenage girls at, I say.  We then took off again, to Dialog in the Dark and The Bodies Exhibit.
Dialog in the Dark is a special place where you can go ‘blind’ for an hour, and you feel around four different rooms. Basically, you feel for an hour what a blind person feels for a lifetime.
Your tour guide is either blind or visually impaired. Ours was named Willard, and he referred to himself in third person. “Come to Willard,” he’d say. “Follow Willard’s voice.” Willard is awesome; we love him.
Unfortunately, Dialog in the Dark is closing next month. All the blind tour guides, including Willard, will lose their jobs. Where else could they find that kind of job? It’s perfect for them. I think that we should put up posters or such, advertising Dialog in the Dark, so that more people would go, thus extending the time that the exhibit is there. At the very least, it would supply the guides with a bit of extra money.
In addition to having fun being blind, you also learn how much you depend on your sight. At first, it was hard to adjust, because I depended so much on being able to see and not run into things, but then I got comfortable and began to tell people apart just by touching their clothes. Dialog in the Dark was unforgettable and I am sad to see it go.
After that, we went to The Bodies Exhibit, which contained real bodies. I will say this and nothing more: the majority of people were male, therefore I have unwanted memories.

To be continued later.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

I wrote two stories!

The first one is entitled 'Breakthrough.'
It was a dark and stormy night, much like you'd expect on Friday the 13th. It was late at night, but Matthew was still in the lab.

"Breakthrough," he muttered, tired eyes peering through the microscope. Matthew ran one hand through his hair, making it stand on end.

"This…this is unbelievable." Without looking away, he switched on the video recorder and went to grab the smallest scalpel he could find, which happened to be a butter knife.

He grabbed a sharpener and began running the blade through it. Small metal shavings flew everywhere as his rush to finish increased. Finally, he deemed the knife sharp enough.

To Matthew, the trip back to the microscope took an eternity. Nothing he could ever do, ever, would prepare him for this moment, he though. Ever. He lifted the lens to place it in the eyepiece he was wearing and ever-so-slowly positioned the butter knife's blade.

Slamming the sharpened blade against the lab table with all his available force, he shut his eyes and hoped for the best.

Nothing happened.

Matthew opened one eye; all was silent. Success!

Then the world exploded, sending huge chunks of the earth's core into space.


And that, my dear friends, is why you do not use a butter knife to split atoms.


FIN.


This one is called 'How School Came Into Existence.'



Once upon a time, not-so-far-away and not-too-long-ago, a tribe of unicorns lived happily in the land of Fallie*. The unicorns lived at peace with the humans, dogs, and cats, and vice versa. Until Nathan the Evil Kitty of Evil Adorableness came along, that is.


Nathan the Evil Kitty of Evil Adorableness loved to torture children from the ages 6-18, but nothing he had tried thus far had worked well enough. Then Nathan the Evil Kitty of Evil Adorableness thought of something, the worst thing in the world. He would force poor, defenseless children to stay in a building designed after a prison for seven straight hours every day but Saturday and Sunday. Those days were for extra work on what they learned in the building. He called this concept School.


School would force these children to learn many pointless things and take many pointless tests on the pointless things. These tests would be called TCAP** and it would waste millions of paper a week.


Unfortunately for Nathan the Evil Kitty of Evil Adorableness, there wasn't any open land for him to build the School. Finally, he found a big enough tract of land, but there was still a problem: the unicorns lived there.


Nathan the Evil Kitty of Evil Adorableness decided to commit genocide and tear down the forest just to torture the kids. 


So he did and the unicorns were wiped out.


And the world was forever changed because of the greed of Nathan the Evil Kitty of Evil Adorableness.


*Fallie is present-day Nashville.
**TCAP doesn't really stand for anything, Nathan the Evil Kitty of Evil Adorableness just wanted to sound pretentious.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

What are the chances...

...of meeting a Nerdfighter who lives in the same town as you? Especially when your town isn't that big?

This is kinda weird. I'm freaking out.

We met in the Nerdfighter IRC chat, link here: dft.ba/-Chatnow2.

You should go. You never know, you could meet someone from your hometown.

Did I ever tell you how much I like hide and seek?

No? Oh. I really really really really like hide and seek.

OH NOES I HAS SCHOOL TOMORROW. AND A PROJECT DUE ON THE 6TH.

I should probably get started on that...

DFTBA!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Missing

I don't know if that's a good enough title, but here's a poem I wrote today.

The golden brown batter
Drizzles into the pan
Sizzling.

I wait
Four minutes
To flip.

The chocolate is melty.
It burns
Sticking to the pan.

Scrape! goes the spatula
Against the hot cast iron.
Breakfast lands on my plate.

I open the drawer
To grab a fork.
I prepare to eat.

I cut off a small piece
Stab it with my fork
Put it in my mouth.

I chew slowly
Savoring the chocolate
Rolling it around in my mouth.

But wait!
Something's missing
Something essential!

I spit it out.
It landed on the floor
With a plop.

I search the house
Frantically
Desperately.

Where is it?
It's gone!
I need it!

I look under the bed
Dust flies in the air.
Not here.

I open the shower curtain
Search inside the tub.
Not there.

I take the books from their shelves
Look in each one.
Not anywhere!

I collapse on my couch
Giving up.
My appetite was gone.

I stood up.
Wearily
Getting some milk.

I trudge to the kitchen
Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.
The fridge opens with a pop.

I grab the carton
Pull it out
Scraping the plastic shelf.

But behind it!
I see
The wonderful plastic container.

The milk is forgotten
In my delight.
Finally, I can eat!

Click!
The lid flips open.
Sweet sugary goodness in a thin coat.

I attack my food
Break the plate.
Breakfast is soon over.

I lick the plate.
Every last crumb
Is gone.

Monday, January 16, 2012

So, it's been a while since I've written a post, as I've been EXTREMELY busy. And yes, of course, by busy, I mean I've been procrastinating.

Mostly on the nerdfighteria.net chat. (To go straight to the room, go here. http://dft.ba/-Chatnow2)

Anyways, I got The Fault in Our Stars and it has a red J-scribble. And then I went to Costco a few days later and found 3 more of John's books. I freaked out, and now I have 4 of them. I only need Katherines and Let It Snow, and my John-Green-book-collection will be complete! MUAHAHAHAHA!

That was necessary.

No, really, it was!

Oh, never mind. 

Goodbye, and pleasepleasepleasePLEASE get in your pants.

Also, I think you may be pleased to know that Ashlyn may or may not be a nerdfighter now. Just putting that out there.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Dear fellow viewers.....
 
It has been a busy couple weeks..sleepovers...school...partys...and i am obbsessed with a new face now----->^_^
 
i am thinking of becoming a nerdfighter but idk if i want to yet or not. Email me and give me ur vote on whether i shud or not.
peace out ppl! ^_^
 
 
         -
           ashlyn

Sunday, January 1, 2012

It should still be 2011

This year passed way too fast. I wanna go back in time.

And I forgot to post about Christmas. And this is my New Years post.

Happy New Years!

So last night, I went to my friends' house and we ended up going outside and playing hide and seek. It was dark out, therefore making it easier to hide. My brother was found, so me and my friend had to split up. Anne hid behind a tree in her yard while I hid beside a bush. I was wearing a dark green jacket and it was dark outside, but I still expected to be found quickly.

Kat and Faith found Anne first. I was still by the bush. I waited for about a minute while they called out, "Rebekah, where are you?" They started heading inside and then Kat saw me. I laughed.

And then we went inside and played Twister. My knee, ankle and arms hurt. Still.

So, did everyone have a happy Christmas and last day of the year and first day of the year?

Oh, I nearly forgot. I got a new camera and 5 shirts and a British tv show and Inheritance and this speaker-case thingy for an mp3 player or iPod and a panda and red Chuck Taylors and candy. I am happy.

See you (hypothetically, of course).