Only 2 weeks left...

There are 13 days and 1 hour and 20 minutes until January 10th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I can't wait either!

Wait, what? You don't know what happens on the 10th?

I am disgusted at you, Decepticon.

Obviously, John Green's new book, The Fault in Our Stars, comes out!

And it's coming here!

To my house!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!!!!!

Okay, enough with the rant-y-ness.

Or not.

So, recently, I came to the conclusion that Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter, deviantArt, and other social networking sites similar to those are a complete waste of time. Yet we still use them. Why?

Because we like to waste time. Why?

It's fun. Why?

Either people have no lives and therefore have the time to use social networking sites, or they believe they have no lives and therefore use social networking sites.

However, there is a third but slightly less known group of people who actually have the ability to control how much time they can spend on a particular social networking site. They have attained the ability to refrain from checking every notification and reloading the page.

I wish I belonged to the slightly less known group of people.

However, I belong to the second group of people. Sadly.

In fact, I have probably reloaded my Tumblr dashboard at least five times while I was writing this post.

Addicted much?

Tumblr
Twitter
deviantArt
If you don't already know me personally, then you don't get my facebook.

Adios, fellow Nerdfighters and Decepticons! DFTBAaG!

Another Blog Post

In which I talk about novel progress, my day, Christmas (ahem, Winter) break, and what I'm doing today.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh I am the stupidest stupid face in the whole freaking stupid world of stupid people. 

I left the notebook that had all of my untyped novel in my locker. At school. Which I cannot go to until January 9th. Of next year. 

*headdesk*

But anyways, I got to school early, and I passed out the candy canes and chocolate I brought. In class, everybody got a Hershey bar and a few papers with questions concerning the chocolate bar. After about 20 minutes of working on that, my teacher, Mrs. Bettis, asked me and Aimee if we would mind setting up a few tables to hold the muffins, Yoo Hoos, and other assorted chocolatey things. Being the idiots we are, we said yes and she continued to tell us what to do. We were to take the tablecloths, muffins, chocolate milk, and paper goods down to the cafeteria and make the teachers' lunchroom look pretty. We stayed at the talent show to watch Cat and Amyan sing, then we left. Once we got down there and the tablecloths were on, we both realized how inept we were at making things look good. I proceeded to put napkins on the table in a totally groovy design that Aimee laughed at, despite the fact that I am the one with more experience. Then we put muffins, cupcakes, and plates on the tables. After that, we went to the theater to watch more of the talent show. With our luck, we got there at the last act. Prizes were awarded, then everybody left the theatre. We went to the cafeteria (whoa. mind blankage, forgot what it was called)and got in line. Three people ate the muffins I made, which means more for me. I ate and drank and ran upstairs to get my backpack and ran back downstairs after dismissal to get my muffins. Then I got on the bus and went home. And that was my day, compressed into one paragraph.

I am finally on Winter break. People are right to call it Winter break, because there are a lot of people in this world that don't celebrate Christmas. I do, so don't get all offended because you're a super touchy person that always has to speak their mind. And there are 5 sleeps to Christmas. I haven't even gone shopping. 

Which brings us to the next topic: what I will be doing today. Most likely, Christmas shopping, more computer usage, and probably some tv watchage.

I love making up new words; it's so much fun.

I think that's all for today, kids! See you next time on The Adventures of Decepticon and Nerdfighter: Untied!

*United, sorry.

 

~Love, hugs, and fezzes~
Love from The Doctor
Circa 2011

SCHOOL

Well...some people have breaks right now and some people are gettingout tomorrow....i dont get a break cuz i took 2 weeks off about a month ago and im homeschooled....which reminds me...im going to public school next semester a.k.a. in aboout a month...? IM SO SPYCHED!!!!YAYYYYYYYY!!!!! peace out ppl.

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Ashlyn

Barshdads are REAL!

The barshdad is a dangerous creature that has been sighted by many scientists. It is capable of changing color in order to blend in with their environments.

Barshdads are incredibly dangerous creatures that will attack if given the chance, as they are cannibalistic. Many scientists have tried to learn more about this creature, and most fail, with the exception of a handful of lucky scientists who manage to escape.

The head is generally large and often has two or three long feathers standing on end. The barshdad has a long neck, similar to a flamingo, and a body to match. There were, according to notes, three tail feathers that go in different directions. Lastly, the barshdad has four long, spindly legs with rings that encircle the leg all the way down the leg.

Alexander Scott compared the creature to "a character from a children's show. The legs remind me most of Big Bird." His notes were found when a group of tourists and their tour guide stumbled across his half-devoured body in the middle of the Rocky Mountains. Most of the group remains in therapy, including a young girl named Amy Pond, who is the daughter of musical sensation, Kourtney Skittle.

Because the barshdad can change the hue of its feathers, this is a very dangerous creature and should be avoided at all costs. If you see a sudden change of color in the sky or flashes of color where there should not be color, get out of that area immediately, as it could mean that a barshdad is in the vicinity. Leave the area immediately.

To prepare your house against barshdads, leave a supply of zucchini and aloe in every room, as the molecules will take some of the hue from the feathers, and the barshdad will be visible. Always have a bag packed, because you never know when or where a barshdad will attack next.

Remember this: it could happen to anyone, at any time, in any location. Always be wary. They are everywhere.

I'm writing another novel, but this time I'm going to be taking it slow. No more 1667 words a day, I'll just be writing as I think of something new. So yeah.

And now, as I look at the Walmart website for a Dirty Elephant gift, I wish that I hadn't procrastinated.

I have to go now, see you.

hi people

Well....hello again. I havent been on for a while but my fellow blogger rebekah has....lol...u know...all the nanowrimo junk totally aint my words. hahaha. i just aint that smart.....

So anyways, I was out of town for a week and a half. i was down in florida with my aunt, uncle, cousin and other cousin. haha. I have a HUGE crush on this guy named scott.....my cuz and i call him scotty tho. He will be 14 in a couple days I think. And there's this one guy named Kacey....i met him at my family's church....hes kinda weird....lol...he was gonna build his own computer...? ya, good luck kacey....oh ya, so someone came up to me and asked if i was his boyfriend....how the heck did they think that??????? did i do something that might have made it look like we were a couple...? So anyways, enuff about boys.....i was in a parade on thursday night. lol. have yall eva heard of the detroit tigers....minor league baseball team? hey you! i know u know what im talking about....dont pretend you dont know. O_o so anyways......my uncle is the detroit tigers manger/director so we had a float in a parade. lol. my cousin and i got out and slapped peoples hands while trying to catch up with the float. ahh! such good memories. rofl. it was mostly 70% boys, 25% girls, and 5% old people. :) i had alot of fun down in florida, bottom line.....cant wait till christmas when they come up HERE!!!!! ttyl

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Ashlyn

Well, crap.

I had written a 507-word sentence earlier, and I had copied it in order to paste it to another thing, but then I completely forgot I had done that, so I copied another thing, and I'm just really annoyed at myself right now.

Anyways, on Friday, I went on a field trip to the Volkswagen plant that gave about 2000+ jobs to about 2000+ people and robots, and it was really cool, and I learned how they make their cars, and I made a blog post on my other blog, and it explains the process in great detail. I mean, we didn't have to sign any waivers or anything telling us to keep this stuff secret, so it must be alright, right?

But we went to the plant and we toured, and the tour guide's name was Kurt. Yes. Kurt. As in Kurt Hummel.

Okay, maybe not, but it was still awesome. But after that, we went to the mall to eat and then once we were back at school, we kinda just sat around for a few minutes. Then somebody suggested that we go to the computer lab upstairs, so I just kinda hung out on Think Geek for twenty minutes.

Then I had Spanish and drama club in which I did a skit where I was a whiny little kid waiting to sit on Santa's lap. It was fun.

So anyways. Here's the link to my other blog post. Sorry it hasn't been updated too much, I sorta forgot about it.

Hey you! Yeah, you. I'm talking to you. Click here or your lady friend gets it.