Barshdads are REAL!

The barshdad is a dangerous creature that has been sighted by many scientists. It is capable of changing color in order to blend in with their environments.

Barshdads are incredibly dangerous creatures that will attack if given the chance, as they are cannibalistic. Many scientists have tried to learn more about this creature, and most fail, with the exception of a handful of lucky scientists who manage to escape.

The head is generally large and often has two or three long feathers standing on end. The barshdad has a long neck, similar to a flamingo, and a body to match. There were, according to notes, three tail feathers that go in different directions. Lastly, the barshdad has four long, spindly legs with rings that encircle the leg all the way down the leg.

Alexander Scott compared the creature to "a character from a children's show. The legs remind me most of Big Bird." His notes were found when a group of tourists and their tour guide stumbled across his half-devoured body in the middle of the Rocky Mountains. Most of the group remains in therapy, including a young girl named Amy Pond, who is the daughter of musical sensation, Kourtney Skittle.

Because the barshdad can change the hue of its feathers, this is a very dangerous creature and should be avoided at all costs. If you see a sudden change of color in the sky or flashes of color where there should not be color, get out of that area immediately, as it could mean that a barshdad is in the vicinity. Leave the area immediately.

To prepare your house against barshdads, leave a supply of zucchini and aloe in every room, as the molecules will take some of the hue from the feathers, and the barshdad will be visible. Always have a bag packed, because you never know when or where a barshdad will attack next.

Remember this: it could happen to anyone, at any time, in any location. Always be wary. They are everywhere.