WHOO! Different sections!!!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

SCHOOL

Well...some people have breaks right now and some people are gettingout tomorrow....i dont get a break cuz i took 2 weeks off about a month ago and im homeschooled....which reminds me...im going to public school next semester a.k.a. in aboout a month...? IM SO SPYCHED!!!!YAYYYYYYYY!!!!! peace out ppl.

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Ashlyn

Monday, December 12, 2011

Barshdads are REAL!

The barshdad is a dangerous creature that has been sighted by many scientists. It is capable of changing color in order to blend in with their environments.

Barshdads are incredibly dangerous creatures that will attack if given the chance, as they are cannibalistic. Many scientists have tried to learn more about this creature, and most fail, with the exception of a handful of lucky scientists who manage to escape.

The head is generally large and often has two or three long feathers standing on end. The barshdad has a long neck, similar to a flamingo, and a body to match. There were, according to notes, three tail feathers that go in different directions. Lastly, the barshdad has four long, spindly legs with rings that encircle the leg all the way down the leg.

Alexander Scott compared the creature to "a character from a children's show. The legs remind me most of Big Bird." His notes were found when a group of tourists and their tour guide stumbled across his half-devoured body in the middle of the Rocky Mountains. Most of the group remains in therapy, including a young girl named Amy Pond, who is the daughter of musical sensation, Kourtney Skittle.

Because the barshdad can change the hue of its feathers, this is a very dangerous creature and should be avoided at all costs. If you see a sudden change of color in the sky or flashes of color where there should not be color, get out of that area immediately, as it could mean that a barshdad is in the vicinity. Leave the area immediately.

To prepare your house against barshdads, leave a supply of zucchini and aloe in every room, as the molecules will take some of the hue from the feathers, and the barshdad will be visible. Always have a bag packed, because you never know when or where a barshdad will attack next.

Remember this: it could happen to anyone, at any time, in any location. Always be wary. They are everywhere.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

I'm writing another novel, but this time I'm going to be taking it slow. No more 1667 words a day, I'll just be writing as I think of something new. So yeah.

And now, as I look at the Walmart website for a Dirty Elephant gift, I wish that I hadn't procrastinated.

I have to go now, see you.

Monday, December 5, 2011

hi people

Well....hello again. I havent been on for a while but my fellow blogger rebekah has....lol...u know...all the nanowrimo junk totally aint my words. hahaha. i just aint that smart.....

So anyways, I was out of town for a week and a half. i was down in florida with my aunt, uncle, cousin and other cousin. haha. I have a HUGE crush on this guy named scott.....my cuz and i call him scotty tho. He will be 14 in a couple days I think. And there's this one guy named Kacey....i met him at my family's church....hes kinda weird....lol...he was gonna build his own computer...? ya, good luck kacey....oh ya, so someone came up to me and asked if i was his boyfriend....how the heck did they think that??????? did i do something that might have made it look like we were a couple...? So anyways, enuff about boys.....i was in a parade on thursday night. lol. have yall eva heard of the detroit tigers....minor league baseball team? hey you! i know u know what im talking about....dont pretend you dont know. O_o so anyways......my uncle is the detroit tigers manger/director so we had a float in a parade. lol. my cousin and i got out and slapped peoples hands while trying to catch up with the float. ahh! such good memories. rofl. it was mostly 70% boys, 25% girls, and 5% old people. :) i had alot of fun down in florida, bottom line.....cant wait till christmas when they come up HERE!!!!! ttyl

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Ashlyn

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Well, crap.

I had written a 507-word sentence earlier, and I had copied it in order to paste it to another thing, but then I completely forgot I had done that, so I copied another thing, and I'm just really annoyed at myself right now.

Anyways, on Friday, I went on a field trip to the Volkswagen plant that gave about 2000+ jobs to about 2000+ people and robots, and it was really cool, and I learned how they make their cars, and I made a blog post on my other blog, and it explains the process in great detail. I mean, we didn't have to sign any waivers or anything telling us to keep this stuff secret, so it must be alright, right?

But we went to the plant and we toured, and the tour guide's name was Kurt. Yes. Kurt. As in Kurt Hummel.

Okay, maybe not, but it was still awesome. But after that, we went to the mall to eat and then once we were back at school, we kinda just sat around for a few minutes. Then somebody suggested that we go to the computer lab upstairs, so I just kinda hung out on Think Geek for twenty minutes.

Then I had Spanish and drama club in which I did a skit where I was a whiny little kid waiting to sit on Santa's lap. It was fun.

So anyways. Here's the link to my other blog post. Sorry it hasn't been updated too much, I sorta forgot about it.

Hey you! Yeah, you. I'm talking to you. Click here or your lady friend gets it.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

NaNoWriMo!

So, I don't know how I found time to write this blog post (I'm not procrastinating! NEVAR!) but I did, and I'm almost halfway there. I have 1704 more words until I get to 25,000, and by today I was supposed to have 40,000 words, so I'm doing GREAT! I'm only 16704 words off!

*headdesk*

Why do I procrastinate so much?

Anyway, I think I know what I'm getting most of my family for Christmas. Or at least what I want to get them.

OH MY GOSH I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THANKSGIVING. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

Yeah. So today's Thanksgiving, and my two older brothers came home. My oldest and younger are in the family room playing a basketball game on the wii. My second oldest is gone somewhere, probably with Lindsey. We had ham, turkey, cranberry sauce, dressing, sweet potato casserole, and three pies. For six people. Can we say overkill?

I mean, food is good and everything, but I would be fine with sweet potato casserole, ham and one pie. Thanksgiving is supposed to be about being thankful to whatever you want to be thankful for. You can be thankful the God made you, or you could be thankful for Mother Earth. Whatever you believe in is what you're thankful for.

What I'm saying is that Thanksgiving is centered on food or football a lot of the time. I'm not saying that you shouldn't enjoy that stuff, just don't lose sight of the bigger picture like a lot of people do.

With that said, I guess I should go write. Here's a word count widget.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

halloween

umm....discussing halloween.............i was supposed to be going goth..... but my outfit didnt work out....soooo........i went as a hobo.........smart right!!!!!


                                                                                      Ashlyn